Kissing: The Greatest Sport Of All
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This kissing article shows the lighter side of kissing, its really funny;however not knowing how to kiss can destroy attraction. That man or woman looking at you with dreamy eyes or sometimes stares at you and quickly looks away when they notice you look at them.
Fast forward... You two go on a date, its goes off swimmingly until you go in for the all important goodnight kiss. Putting your bruised ego aside, Do you really know how to deliver a knockout kiss so powerful that the "kissee" (the person being kissed) is left wanting more...and a second date?
Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport ever?
Some say "football". Some say "baseball". Canadians say "hockey". The rest of the world says "soccer". (Actually, they say "football", too...but they mean "soccer".)
I say: "kissing". Yes, kissing is the greatest sport ever. Allow me to recount just a few of the reasons.
Kissing is a very versatile sport.
There are so many kisses – at least one for each occasion. There is the peck on the cheek kiss, the peck on each cheek kiss, the peck on your nephew's cheek kiss while grabbing the other cheek flab with your hand, the madly passionate kiss, the kiss on the hand, the kiss of death, the "Hey you! Kiss this!", and even the town of Kissimmee (founded by early Italian pioneer kissers) in Florida.
Kissing is easy to transport. It really doesn't matter where you are. You can kiss: at the gym, in the boardroom, in the space shuttle, even in Alaska from June through September.
Kissing requires very little equipment, meaning you can do it even when unprepared, and even when you have to travel light. This makes it the ideal participation sport for businessmen, world travelers and hang gliders
.Kissing always livens things up. Try this: the next time you are in a booooring meeting that seems to last foreeeeever, why not just kiss somebody. See how it livens things up?
Kissing is legal in all 50 states and most countries. Rumors are circulating that kissing will even be legalized soon on Mars, Jupiter and in Afghanistan.
Kissing is 100% biodegradable, so when you kiss somebody, you help the environment.
Kissing is safe to do in a moving vehicle, as long as you are not driving.
Kissing is non toxic...unless you kiss somebody who has just swallowed a bottle of Drano. Even so, kissing is still safe.
Kissing is non-fattening. This is perhaps the best news of all, because dieters now have something to keep their mouths busy while not eating, and smokers can quit smoking without having to chew candies until they a) need to diet or b) induce diabetes. (Read the headline: "Kissing prevents diabetes")
Kissing is organic, low in sodium, preservative-free, low in saturated fats and does not contain dozens of delicious ingredients that cannot be pronounced, like javelchromopntheoremicherbicidic acid.
You can kiss just about everyone: your boyfriend, your aunt, your wife, your doctor,and the Prime Minister of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
Don't try kissing them all at the same time, though...especially not your girlfriend/boyfriend or your husband/wife.
Kissing meets the toughest safety regulations of any national or international sporting organization. Kissing has a tremendous safety record, except for the occasional locked braces. But a quick call for a AAA tow truck fixes that problem (CAA in Canada, AA in the UK, the local plumber in France)
The only recorded deaths involving kissing are by third parties, usually wives, husbands, spurned lovers and other spectators who somehow get past security and storm onto the playing field like that well-dressed gentleman at the Superbowl.
There we do NOT recommend "extreme kissing". For instance, don't kiss an on-duty garbage man ; it is considered dangerous. Don't kiss a metal fence-post in sub-zero weather; readers in northern climates know exactly what I mean. Don't kiss any electrical outlets,
Don't kiss the vacuum cleaner if you want to retain all your vital organs. Don't kiss a chainsaw; we feel this one is self-explanatory. And don't kiss your office manager while on duty.
It makes you a happier person.When we kiss, romance fills the air, your heartbeat starts to pound faster thus, releasing more happier hormones. It can get you a little lightheaded and perky.
Have you ever noticed how blissful you feel right after a little tongue action with your sweetheart? Make it a habit and be a more positive optimistic person all the way!
But overall, kissing is so great that it makes baseball, hockey, football and soccer seem like bush league sports. Next time you hear a brawl at your local barbershop, just go in and give the nearest person of the opposite sex a kiss :-). I guarantee that you will win the argument hands down. And if not, at least you will make some new friends to argue with.
Don't you think its time you learned how to kiss this time...for real?
How You Kiss Can Make Or Break Your Relationship Do Something About It Watch This Video Here:
http://www.exceptionalkisses.com
